Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019

Pubic hair 2

It’s on ur body and by mens dick and woman’s vingia (were mens dick would be)I have it D:

me I hate pubic hair 2 it’s around mens dick and woman vingia it

pubic hair idc

by Guest6666666 October 30, 2022

pineapple hairs

A word made by popular Roblox YouTube Anix and it is the leefs on top of spongebobs house

I am going to cut of the pineapple hairs before I eat it

by Anixfan November 7, 2020

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021

Jewbic hair

A rare, but awesome, disorder in which a Jewish person's pubes are twice a poofy as their Jew Fro.

His Jewbic Hair was so enormous, he needed to wear a yarmulka on his penis region.

by VomSquad June 6, 2017

noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021

Pubic Hair

Hair that grows below your waist in the middle front side of your body

Guy1: Ah, I hate growing pubic hair
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it

by The coolest boi July 5, 2021