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Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021
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Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off
Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023
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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
by functionallyInert December 14, 2023
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boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
by Musky2248 November 30, 2019
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cream buttowski

when she creams and it funnels back to her butthole
I had my girl doin a cream buttowski last night, dawg!
by conjoined pimps April 27, 2022
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