Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

Cincinnati top hat by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

patty top 

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

patty top by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

tank top tony 

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

tank top tony by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Pocket top 

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

Pocket top by Frumpish July 7, 2024

dismissive top

In LGBT culture, especially in Boston's Dorchester neighborhood, dismissive tops will get what they want, smack a bottoms boy and tell them to GTFO before they can gather their dignity again. 😂 Dismissive tops evolved to counter the forces of b*itchy bottoms.

Guy at bar in the Dot neighborhood: "That one other there is a nasty dismissive top. He sent me packing last night just 'cause I wanted to chill a bit."

dismissive top by savmont November 29, 2024

Hoggy Top 

Being a bottom to a Hog/Pig in sexual intercourse

"Hey, do you want to video me doing a Hoggy Top?"

Hoggy Top by Myballsarestickyandwhite123 February 21, 2025

Tippy Top 

A feminine male top. Typically a gay male who's feminine but prefers to top instead of bottom.

Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"

Tippy Top by ibishum February 21, 2025