Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 23, 2022

Shooter Pants

The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club

Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.

by Bob Danish December 9, 2021

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024