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Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.
Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher
Me: “Thanks for the compliment
Them: “confused
by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023
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Onety-two

A spin off of the popular "oney-one" online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation of twelve (12) in order to be consistent with other numbers between ten and twenty . The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus two. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-two" and "oney-two" or could also be denoted as "twoteen."
The Ocean's12 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-two."
by Qmoshyn December 25, 2023
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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Two man

A two man is a Dom, Makaylie, Jacob and Mackayla
This is just used as a two man because this is the best of both duos
by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
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Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them
Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge
by cheernation08 September 14, 2015
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Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.
Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.
by GummyBoi June 30, 2023
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two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
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