pants

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.

My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

nicey-pants

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it

a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"

by mnp123 July 1, 2009

Mimi dance pants

Yeah she's cute or whatever

I said what i said. Mimi dance pants

by Josh bourdux January 17, 2021

fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

by cheesefreeak March 26, 2009

Bestie Pants

Combination of Handsome Pants and Bestie, a handsome bestie. It is not required that they wear pants. Like a pet name or term of endearment

Bestie Pants, your hair looks so good today!

by Rejjipedia April 6, 2022