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Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else
Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her
by madkat9 August 14, 2019
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Cringe Boner

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.
That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.
by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
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Botchit boner bitch

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse
Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018
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Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
by BonerMomento December 12, 2017
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Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
by BonerMomento December 12, 2017
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