by GiantEnemyFrog July 29, 2021
Get the Bananas mug.A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
Get the Banana Kangaroo mug.When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
Get the Alabama Banana Split mug.5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.
Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
by rippledtwine February 18, 2011
Get the Banana mug.The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
Get the banana split delight mug.The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.
Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH
by craigbird1968 June 24, 2021
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