Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.

Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.

Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2022

Pulled a trump

When you get in trouble for saying something racist

"I hearf your building a wall" teacher:"Henry! Dont say that! Detention now!" I guessed I pulled a trump

by Nik3.St4R August 26, 2017

The Trump way

When you whine for 10 weeks after you (lost) something .

Me : omg did you hear...after Jack lost the basketball game he hasn't been seen at all . He is doing the Trump way.

by Seggsy 🙈🙈🙈😏😏😏 November 30, 2020

Trump Money

The money that comes from the stimulus packages under trump's administration.

Guy 1: yo I saw he flexing all that cash on IG were you get that at.
Guy 2: oh that was my brother's trump money.

by BlameTheJews1488 October 14, 2020

Trump Card

A first play on idiotic libtards, such as when Donald Trump would corner Joey B in the debates, Biden would then use his trusty Biden card to change the subject to something Kamala told him(that he also forgot), while Trump checkmates him first play using his infamous Trump card! It is considered to "Trump" all stupidity but only the most intelligent people such as Trump, Libertarians, and most Republicans know how to use it best!

"Hey bro! I heard someone talking about that terribly horrifying murder weapon the AR-15!" "So I just walk over and pull out my Trump card, all I say is how hands and feet murder more people than all firearms combined murder every year! And every country that has banned guns spiked in murders directly after!"

Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom

by Communism is almost here folks March 18, 2021

Trump's Law

The empirical observation that nobody is too stupid or incompetent to design and execute a criminal operation or form and manage a criminal enterprise.

"Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that President Trump and his staff are too incompetent to organize a quid pro quo with the president of Ukraine, but Trump's Law suggests otherwise."

"Some people can't keep a honest job but are quite successful in their life of crime - this is Trump's Law in action."

"Trump's Law is in effect when an individual is incapable of successfully operating or is unwilling to engage in an honest enterprise, but is exceptionally prosperous operating on the basis of scamming, bribery, extortion, influence peddling, embezzling, defrauding, and other forms of corruption and crime taking place under the guise of legitimate business and government operations."

by Keegan Eden Barker November 9, 2019

Trump's Cudgel

That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.

B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth.

by DJ Trainwreck February 28, 2017