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feed the toilet 

Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.
feed the toilet by nimadude April 11, 2006

set the table 

When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.

The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.

Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"

"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"

"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
set the table by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009

Thomas the Tank Engine 

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"
"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"
Thomas the Tank Engine by NA874W December 9, 2008

The Thomas 

N.
1.Highest Texan Ranking.

2.Extremely Heterosexual, to the point of all men's jealousy.
"Can it get cooler than The Thomas? I think not."

"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"

"You are SO not The Thomas!!"
The Thomas by The GBD March 11, 2005

I'm ganna paint the town green 

A symbolic way of protesting against dictatorship regimes by using green color.
Lets go and kick Ahmadi nezhad's ass, come on people, I'm ganna paint the town green. tonight.

the tom brokaw 

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life
friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!
the tom brokaw by asshole February 26, 2004