potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005

Potatoboy 

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.

Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy

Potatoboy by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

couch potatriot 

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.

"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"

couch potatriot by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

patato 

a fat guy who is hella fat with long hair drives a green car most likely looks mexican has a mustache. titties are able to bounce. is retarded but kool.

patato looks like a fat girl

patato by 123:) July 25, 2010

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

Dancing Potatoes by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006

potatoing 

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

potatoing by Bastien April 28, 2008

potat 

a short and funny way of saying potato, you can use this with friends or anyone when you see a potato by exclaiming "potat!"

Joe saw a potato so he yelled "potat!", the neighbors became very confused.

potat by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019