crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

gook shit

Cheaply made manufactured good from China. Knock-off copies of name brand merchandise made in China. Example: Cheap batteries that look exactly like a Duracell, but called Dynacell.

1)That tool looks really cheap! Is it gook shit?
2)Make sure it's not gook shit!

by darkmushroom April 6, 2005

Beer Shit

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

by Microphone February 12, 2006

like shit

DMV slang
Used to represent agreeing with something
Another way to say "deadass"

"Aye moe she got them clappas"
"Like shit tho!"

by DMVkid January 10, 2014

shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015

Shit Bitch'd

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.

During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.

by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016