Where your mom?! 

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.

{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}

Where your mom?! by MANwanda April 7, 2005

Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

Ethan's mom by Hoose 218 July 4, 2016

married single mom 

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

married single mom by anonymous November 6, 2022

i am the definition of ur mom

a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.

well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.

i am the definition of ur mom by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015

step mom 

A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.

She is the worlds greatest Step mom.

step mom by shiggity-shiggity-schwha April 13, 2006

your mom 

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

your mom by michael jackson November 21, 2003

Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.

Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.

Single Mom by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007