Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.

"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"

by MadMadDog October 30, 2020

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baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

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J

a j would typically date another j

damn j is with j

by anonymous November 3, 2020

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J gang

A gang from finobe likely created by yimy. the most well known member of j gang is multako.

"J gang boi"

by Sheriff Domestic November 6, 2020

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J dub the hottie

the hottest man alive he's really hot. he plays basketball with long curly hair. he makes slam dunks all the time with his thickalicious booty. his booty is so thick it's so voluptuous it's so plump in his basketball shorts. when he walks it appears to be stupid but I find it adorable. his abs glisten while he is playing basketball he lifts up his shirt to wipe his sweat off his face every time I walk by it's very sexy. he is the hottest man you will ever see. so be prepared when you meet a jdub the hottie

maya: wow J dub the hottie 's abs packinnn
claire: I KNOW

by bootycheek284728 December 26, 2020

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