boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
by MitchMatch September 9, 2012

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021
