Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.

‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.

by noasweatt August 19, 2025

Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

by Bytti July 5, 2021

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020

text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013