Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021

EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.

Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner

by KD Dirt August 8, 2024

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014