Zion

An ape like animal, in which is most commonly found in the South African jungle. Known for it's crazy uncontrollable mane and demented monkey calls. Also, one of the worlds most unattractive mammals.

On our safari your, my family passed by a Zion and we all were very disgusted.

by Divaprincess June 6, 2014

zion

nick name for any guy who is smart a** but can be a good person

You are so Zion, 1 minute your a jerk and the next your being nice.

by Jackio Bob July 8, 2010

zion

main city in the films "The Matrix" and "The Matrix Reloaded", plus any aditional Matrix films released.

"if the war ended today, zion is where the party would be"

by John Servo June 10, 2003

lord zion

The most powerful being among men also known as the creator of the multiverse

Fear Lord zion as he is the most poweful

by Lordpandaman1 January 25, 2018

Zion

Letitally the weirdest guy you will ever meet who is probably lonely and is an atheist who thinks he’s smart but in reality he’s not.

Kid: dude he is so weird

Other Kid: that looks like a Zion

by cross7water February 27, 2019

Zion

Kind of not handsome. Is very annoying retarded acts slow and is a snitch. They also have been having trouble in school and gets bad grades. Also he is not helpful if you find a Zion be aware

Oh he is annoying that's definitely a Zion

by Shabeeta June 27, 2019

Zion

zion is a type of dude who would watch hentai for atleast 7 hours then goes to bed and does it again

Zion stop watching hentai!

by coochie hair October 26, 2019