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Boner Whistle 

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.
Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance.
Josh: I'M BLIND!
Boner Whistle by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
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Dick whistle 

Slang for an insult which indicates said person has a paper thin penis, causing a sharp whistling noise as they walk by.
That sounded terrible, austin needs to tune that dick whistle to a b flat
Dick whistle by Faggalicious 2 January 20, 2011

Nose Whistle 

When a booger in your nose is in just the perfect position inside your nose that when you exhale out of your nose it makes a very high-pitched whistling sound.
I need to go blow my nose I had a nose whistle during the whole movie.
Nose Whistle by Jables246 June 10, 2009

Rat Whistle 

Urban slag for tampon, specifically for one 'up the chute' i.e. in use.
'Hey Paul could you nip to the shops and get me a Rat Whistle, im bleeding all over the place. Shit better get the extra absorbant ones, my knickers look like a butchers apron.'
Rat Whistle by Mark Hedley August 28, 2007

dog whistle 

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club
*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!
dog whistle by mantis_shrimp August 3, 2020

anti-rape whistle 

It's a rape whistle, accept its only an anti-rape whistle when blown in cities like East St. Louis or Compton. Instead of scaring rapists, it attracts 5 more every time its blown.
Lil Wayne wanted more black guys in his orgy, so he kept blowing his anti-rape whistle
anti-rape whistle by smallzilla December 30, 2010

Dry Whistle

A course, dry, unprofessional blow job. Lacking in ambition, direction and lubrication.
That bitch Tulisa..... She be a dry whistler!
Dry Whistle by Airy Whistla November 28, 2012