Viola

A orchestra instrument which can actually get a college education! Violin people only make fun of the viola because they have no talent and viola people are smart asses :D

Violist~Hey can you pass me my viola?
Violinist~Sure but wait
Violist~What?
Violinst~What is the longest viola joke?
Violist~Harold in Italy!I've heard this dumb as joke so many times!People like you can't even invent one so they use the same dumb ass one!

by leo15390 October 4, 2009

violence

what you cause when your drunk.

bar brawls cause so much violence

by Klockcavitch May 11, 2006

Alissa Violet

Person with the best personality ever. She's funny, pretty and has an awesome body. She used to "date" jake paul, that lil winey ass bitch who cheated on her multiple times and physically abused her.

Alissa Violet has a great ass.

by 12opalaa34 September 17, 2017

Violets are violet

Roses are red violets are violet not freaking blue if you say otherwise you are a noob

Violets are violet dumb*** stop saying there blue!

by roxxyfoxxyy November 9, 2018

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

violet blue

Simply the hottest female adult film critic/ podcast purveyor of scintilating filth. Sex educator of the highest caliber, she introduces a renaissance in the way we all approach the bedroom. Or backyard shed. Proponent of the safest sex--autoeroticism. True educator: not the prudish caca force-fed in the public school system. See sex ed def. #1 for her antithesis.

Person 1:Did you catch violet blue's podcast last night?

Person 2:You saw me walking funny, didn't you.

by cantstandya August 30, 2006

school violence

1. An act when a person brings a murder weapon to school, talk about killing students or staff, or shoots up the school

2. See Columbine

3. A crime under Zero Tolerance

Danny told another student that he was going to kill the school resource officer be detinating a carbomb in the squad car. Now he is serving 15 year inprisonment

by Super Trouper October 17, 2003