false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

vertigo

The sensation that you, or the room around you, is spinning around in circles.

An inner ear infection may cause someone to suffer from vertigo.

by CoconutMonkey November 30, 2010

Vertabrunt

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the Spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.

I was attempting anal, when my cock slipped into her vertabrunt

by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008

Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.

Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"

by Duckyllama July 25, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

vertizontal

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal

When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Quadruple Vertipound

A sex act in which four women do hand stands leaning up against the side of a house, and four men drop off the roof, weiners down, positioned to penetrate deeply into the asshole on contanct.

"Yo man, we about to try the quadruple vertipound on those bitches we met at the Jerzey shore"

"Awhh shit, you know dem jerzey hoes are always down to vertipound"

"Baboom Baboom!"

by BnR Inc. December 6, 2010