valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Valcohol

Coined by Lantis, this term refers to a period of exceptionally intense inebriation which causes the blatant abandomnent of managerial responsibility.

The Valcohol caused me to be an hour early for work, even though we're already exceptionally short-handed. Good thing Chen got to be able to get his play on.

by Stucky September 2, 2007

Valon

A person that is easily owned at video games. Its not that he is a noob because he has had much time to practice but doesnt get any better.

Omg you been playing that game for 3 months and your still a Valon!

by noobman11 May 24, 2007

valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

Tar Valon

In Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time, Tar Valon is the ancient city of the Aes Sedai. Tar Valon is home to the White Tower where women learn to channel Saidar, the female half of the One Power. Tar Valon is situated on an island in the middle of the River Erinin. Tar Valon is one of the few Ogier built cities left.

Egwene al'Vere left the Emond's Field to train to become an Aes Sedai at Tar Valon.

by The First Weaver January 8, 2011

Valoism

The name of imaginary cult of Ville Valo,hence VALOISM. See heartagram for details on valoism symbol and meaning.
Practice rituals would be fan art, fan fiction, and anything else that would show devotion to Mr. Valo or the rest of his band HIM.

Janna is a member of Valoism.

by Kat October 13, 2004

valgov

A futruas, mecca joke who logs over 10 hours per day on any video game system.

Look at that stupid valgov over there.

by mike mckirgan November 18, 2003