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uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone
Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse
by Seany Mac May 3, 2003
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uncle's tongue

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004
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Uncle Mark

An extremely hairy man who is sometimes mistaken as Sasquatch. He is often found with a half empty beer can in 1 hand and a lighter, which is never his own, in the other.
That crazy "Uncle Mark" is so hairy & appalling, it looks like he has a sweater on when he's really fukn topless
by Meowmeowrabbit May 17, 2018
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UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
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and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.
To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.
by korex December 29, 2003
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uncle taco

Mexican-American or American-Mexican, who outwardly or a variable in choice, tries to distance themselves from their own culture or ethnicity for reason, like self-hate or shame of their own race. may associate with friends or lovers who may be only white, or other races that are`nt their own in a community, where the majority of the population is Hispanic.
will associate only with Hispanic people if they are family.
tom hides, denies or avoids situations where his friends would meet his parents. he is an uncle taco

in a trial where an innocent Hispanic man would lose everything, though the evidence pointed strongly his innocence, lisa in a group of white jurors made value judgment based on everything but the evidence in the case,
his heritage he shared with her, how he was dressed.

she is an uncle taco.
by beanerific November 7, 2010
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Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.
"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."
by Dr. Trud May 5, 2010
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