1. The act of being accosted by a twat.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009

Technical Woman's Alert Team.
Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi
User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009

get the fuck up you useless twat
by berserker January 6, 2007

The past tense of tweet
by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010

The past tense of twit.
A neophyte twerp.
A selfish or self centered bitch.
A vulgarism for vagina.
A complete moron or idiot.
A neophyte twerp.
A selfish or self centered bitch.
A vulgarism for vagina.
A complete moron or idiot.
A: He is such a twat!
B: A what?
A: A twit in the making.
Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.
B: A what?
A: A twit in the making.
Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.
by Memphis Mickey August 30, 2011

Wow look at that twat!
by Joe January 6, 2007
