Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.
1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!
by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009
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TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.
The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.
by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008
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Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.
User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat
by tehcmn October 13, 2009
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Twat

by berserker January 6, 2007
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Twat

Dude, I totally sent you a twat last night but you didn't send one back.
by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010
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TWAT

The past tense of twit.

A neophyte twerp.

A selfish or self centered bitch.

A vulgarism for vagina.

A complete moron or idiot.
A: He is such a twat!

B: A what?

A: A twit in the making.

Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.
by Memphis Mickey August 30, 2011
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Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.
by Joe January 6, 2007
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