Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult

Why you bein a furd tug?

by Furd Turgeson April 19, 2011

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot April 18, 2011

Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck

I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!

by Skrapy8 October 03, 2021

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 02, 2011

Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

by not-a-cult-leader October 22, 2017

Tug and twist

Basically a reach around. With extra pulling and twisting motions. Practically the same thing but with a little kink.

Travis wanted to give me a tug and twist for some gas money. It was a great time.

by The Tug Master August 01, 2017

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 08, 2017