Tomatenios is a greek guy who probably can get any girl he wants but then lose them because of his little dick, he likes to eat lots of tomatoes hoping that his winmy will grow but then gets upset cause guess what it ain't
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by Ceo of gavaniarhs November 20, 2021
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by Tomsu November 22, 2021
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an amazing guy, beautiful inside and out. a 10/10 friend when you give him the best of you, he will give the same and more for you maintain and show his friendship. they are usually tall and brunette. they don't usually show their feelings except for love. he is usually one of the funniest of the group although he is intimidating at a first impression. he is a person that will always try to make you smile and support you in the worst moments. it is impossible to have a bad time if Tomé is present, he always has something funny and dumb to say and he will always make you have a great time. when there is the confidence he seems to be fully tapped, especially at parties. he is a very intelligent, responsible, and creative guy, he loves to draw. in love he is the most perfect guy you can find, he will always be there for you and is the most faithful person in the world. you have the best fucking luck in the world if you are dating Tomé, he is a romantic and will always put you above everything else.
- I'm not good
- why sis?
- Tomé and I have broken up
- YOU ARE DUMB???? GO BACK TO HIM!!! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM ESCAPE????
- it's just too much for me :(
- why sis?
- Tomé and I have broken up
- YOU ARE DUMB???? GO BACK TO HIM!!! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM ESCAPE????
- it's just too much for me :(
by peepetitsuisse November 22, 2021
Get the Tomé mug.A Tomeu is basically a Catalan penis (also know as "butifarra"). Every one needs a Tomeu in their life.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
I met a Tomeu in a time of need and he was a massive help - he switched underwear with me after I shit my pants once.
He used to live in a hotel room.
by Tomeu November 22, 2021
Get the Tomeu mug.Beautiful care free hippy. One with nature. Loves the sun and moon. Will protect her family at all cost. Most trustworthy and friendly person you will meet. Will give until the day she dies. Making others happy is her strong and week point in life. Strives for excellence and never gives up. Smiles even when she don’t feel the need to smile. Uplifting spirit with all good vibes and intentions.
by Meeca1985 November 23, 2021
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