Toelingus

Instead of putting in the work with your tongue you get tired and send in the "B" team and continue to tickle her clit with your toe

'Man Ray , she was taking FOREVER to get her lady nut so I had to get her to the finish line by giving her Toelingus'
~ ~ Also a "made up word" used on YouTube's B.L.R.

by ROOFINGOD March 30, 2017

toking

Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.

Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.

by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

toing

when you go in a cardboard box in the ocean (but any water will do) while eating a dougnut

Annie-What are you doing?
Me-Toing
Annie-CAN I COME?!?
Me- Yeah but bring your own cardboard and dougnuts...

by Lilly P. November 6, 2012

toeginia

when a girl gives a guy a blow job the guy shoves his big toe in her vagina

"Ahh man that toeginia I gave my girl friend last night was AWESOME!"

by wackydude411 December 24, 2009

Hairy Toenails

The definition of teenagers, mostly girls, who have not yet reached the stage in their life of being able to wax/shave their own toenails, which can result in serious bushy-ness

girl one- omg, like omg have you seen sarah lees toenails, like omg eww grosss
girl two- ICK, their so hairy! she needs to shave! LIKE TOTALLY HAIRY TOENAILS!

by sacajewia and fetus October 18, 2008

Tobin

A pussy bitch faced nozzler that gets everyone suspended or expelled and fucks up everything for everyone else for no reason. Complete bitch and constantly changes school because everyone hates him. He will often act very innocent and not know what hes doing, he also usually has no friends. He will tell on anyone and everyone for no fucking reason because he thinks its always directed at him.

Dude that kid is a fucking tobin, he thought that I was calling him a penis when I just randomly yelled it out, now class sucks, and Im suspended.

by ShoShlong December 14, 2010

Toings

A humiliating slang used predominantly by Indian Muslim men to refer to the tits or breasts of an Indian Hindu female.

When Ahmad saw Pooja in a bra and jeans in the pub, he remarked to Zaid, "Toings to dekho saali ki, zabardast!".

by dunk902 January 26, 2021