Greek for "The Juice Of Love." Can be used in reference to both male and female sexual fluids/excretions.
Eheis ti zoumi tis agapis sto pantdeloni sou. Se parakalo: rixe mia matia sta roucha sou prin ta vazeis. (You have cum on your pants. Please: take a look at your clothes before you put them on.)
by gamoto April 17, 2008
Get the Zoumi Tis Agapismug. The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.
Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied
by zilchoboy January 17, 2010
Get the [You-Tube Tied]mug. 
The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".
Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
by poke-nl January 10, 2019
Get the jebem ti kruhmug. by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 28, 2021
Get the JJ lie tiesmug. 
by Summertimefun August 8, 2009
Get the Jebem ti matermug.