10 definitions by poke-nl
Een spottend figuurtje, waarban de neus en reproductieve organen zijn omgwewisseld. Soms gebruikt als "scheld"woord.
1. "Ik had een lulneus op Geert Wilders geplakt met photoshop... Lachen joh!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"
by poke-nl December 9, 2016
The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".
Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"
by poke-nl January 11, 2019
"See that stupid over there with a blunt in his mouth and an orange afro? that's a Dutchie, one of those stupids that live east of Britain.
by poke-nl April 2, 2017
Serbo-Croatian term for “the cops”, collective noun. Origin unknown, sometimes used in English by people of Yugoslav origin.
What you angry at, dude?
-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...
-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...
by poke-nl May 25, 2023
by poke-nl April 2, 2017
Meaning you "own" someone completely, to the point of extreme embarrasment. This phrase got some attention due to the "Genocide Path" of the popular game Undertale, where, if you try to spare the last person in your way to the game's end, get trolled and see this phrase as a message afterwards.
by poke-nl December 16, 2016