poke-nl's definitions

Lulneus

Een spottend figuurtje, waarban de neus en reproductieve organen zijn omgwewisseld. Soms gebruikt als "scheld"woord.

1. "Ik had een lulneus op Geert Wilders geplakt met photoshop... Lachen joh!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"

by poke-nl December 9, 2016

Murija

Serbo-Croatian term for “the cops”, collective noun. Origin unknown, sometimes used in English by people of Yugoslav origin.

What you angry at, dude?

-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...

by poke-nl May 25, 2023

2tupiid

when KK ii2 bu2y watching hii2 2tupiid romcom2.

thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

by poke-nl June 1, 2017

get dunked on

Meaning you "own" someone completely, to the point of extreme embarrasment. This phrase got some attention due to the "Genocide Path" of the popular game Undertale, where, if you try to spare the last person in your way to the game's end, get trolled and see this phrase as a message afterwards.

*Person 1 blows Person 2 up in an action movie*

Person 1:"GET DUNKED ON, PIECE OF SHIT!!!

by poke-nl December 16, 2016

Stay Alive

Something shitty Haymitch Abernathy says in the Hunger Games.

"what should we do?"
"stay alive"
"not funny Haymitch!"

by poke-nl November 28, 2016

Bluh

An Alternian way of saying THIS IS STUPID. Also the sound sea dwellers tend to make when slamming a bottle of the soft drink called Faygo.

troll1: "H3YYY K4RK4T, Y0UR F4C3 SM3LLS LIK3 C4NDY!!!!"
troll2: "BLUH."

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

Dagger

the thing people are going to place between somebody's ribs if they ask something stupid.

i have to sharpen the dagger i've forged.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017