poke-nl's definitions

Murija

Serbo-Croatian term for “the cops”, collective noun. Origin unknown, sometimes used in English by people of Yugoslav origin.

What you angry at, dude?

-Murija stopped me, told me to get out of the car, and fined me for not having a seat belt on when i took it off to get out!
-What the fuck?
-Exactly. Fuckin’ murija, tebra...

by poke-nl May 25, 2023

jebem ti kruh

The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".

Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"

by poke-nl January 10, 2019

2tupiid

when KK ii2 bu2y watching hii2 2tupiid romcom2.

thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

by poke-nl June 1, 2017

Dagger

the thing people are going to place between somebody's ribs if they ask something stupid.

i have to sharpen the dagger i've forged.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

dutchie

those stupids east of Britain.

"See that stupid over there with a blunt in his mouth and an orange afro? that's a Dutchie, one of those stupids that live east of Britain.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

Bluh

An Alternian way of saying THIS IS STUPID. Also the sound sea dwellers tend to make when slamming a bottle of the soft drink called Faygo.

troll1: "H3YYY K4RK4T, Y0UR F4C3 SM3LLS LIK3 C4NDY!!!!"
troll2: "BLUH."

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 18, 2016