Beer Thong

When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.

"Dude last night I did a beer thong off Jordan last night and it tasted tainted as hell!"

by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011

thonkey

A thugged out white person "honkey." Making it a thonkey.

Check out that thonkey he's pretty ghetto.

by Skinny McKenny July 24, 2008

boss thong

A thong or tight outfit that a videogame character, particularly mid or final bosses wear, to expose their rippling buttocks.

Good examples of characters with boss thong are Gill from Street Fighter 3, Goro and Kintaro from Mortal Kombat, the Tyrant from Resident Evil: Outbreak, and Heihachi from Tekken 4.

Heihachi beat my ass while I was distracted by his mighty boss thong!

by SHOH August 16, 2006

Troll-a-thon

A long trolling session usually spanning many hours or even days. Attempted on sites such as facebook or twitter etc.

Note: For best results, teamwork should be used and the exploitation of an experienced troller is also a necessity.

Geez man, I'm buggered from that troll-a-thon last night.

Can i have some help bro, this guy's trolling all over me in this troll-a-thon

by Untrollable_Troll April 29, 2011

Brown Thong

When someone stands outside of a bathroom waiting for a person who just finished having an abundant splatterfest of a shit...As the soon to be victim is in their presence, the attacker sneakily proceeds to give them a wedgie that goes so deep in their asshole, that it stains their underwear with brown and crusty remnants.

Joel: Holy fuck, did you hear or see what happened to Ed today?

Kori: Who didn't? You could smell, see, and hear him around every corner...

Joel: Yeah, someone left clothing particles in his anal stench cavity...Whoever did it, pulled a quick brown thong on him!

by Matt8187 June 23, 2006

Buttfuck-A-Thon

A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration

"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

thon

A third person singular gender neutral pronoun. The possessive of "thon" is "thon's" and the reflexive is "thonself".

That person is a millionaire thonself.

by Fomt July 28, 2006