Wrong Side

Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.

-"Did you see that Beyoncé lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"

-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"

~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"

by MagickDio March 2, 2010

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 11, 2017

dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper June 7, 2007

side tit

When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.

Jeromy was shaggin' some diseased bitch and got some side tit.

by Pete Schmakus February 21, 2004

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

Server Sided

v. When a server for a MMO or other online game is lagging so much that the players think that the game has 'died' or killed it self.

n00b1: what's happening, the games not working.
n00b2: the game Server Sided man, just give up.

by jzmajor December 6, 2009

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

by randycort87 January 16, 2015