The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.
by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023
Get the Net Karma mug."I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.
by It's Juan August 19, 2016
Get the Mom Net mug.The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
Get the net cred mug.1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
Get the Net Zombie mug.A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.
She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".
reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
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by Spirited1 August 7, 2010
Get the dick net mug.When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
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