Teats

A pair of Breasts

"Lick my black teats!"

by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004

Tess Tickles

Very unfortunate name, however they do not care. Yeet

Wait, her name is actually Tess Tickles

by Thine Bread April 22, 2019

Haiti Test

1. A major news event that reveals someone's true values and personality.

2. How people react to a massive disaster, such as the Haiti earthquake of January 2010 -- with compassion and care, or sarcasm and selfishness.

Following the Jan. 12 earthquake, most people expressed sorrow and an urge to help those in distress. However, some people resorted to "blaming the victim" or condemning "taxpayer-funded" relief efforts. Hidden hatred of minorities, poor people and "foreigners" is often at the root of such heartless statements following a major catastrophe.

Two famous men failed the Haiti Test this month: Pat Robertson said Haiti was being punished by God for "making a pact with the devil" in the late 1700s. Rush Limbaugh called Haiti relief efforts a political ploy by the Obama administration to "burnish his reputation" with the light-skinned and dark-skinned black community" in the U.S.

by Peter Kobs January 18, 2010

Tessarae

She is so intelligent and outgoing. She can take your heart away. She will never turn on you and once she falls in love she falls in love. Always trust a tessarae. They shall never turn on you or make you feel uncomfortable. Tessarae's have an amazing smile and can make somebodys day with dancing around or just being silly. Tessarae's can make something totaly fun that can be realy boring. When they get hyper, I would suggest that you take a few steps back... ok a little more. But you can never forget a Tessarae.

Person 1: What do you want to do today?

Tessarae: Let's just have some fun and enjoy our selves.

by Cheekah February 21, 2010

mirror test

A test performed to determine if the subject is breathing by holding a mirror in front of their mouth/nose to see if it forms fog

"We were so desperate for employees we just gave them the mirror test and hired them."

by Uncle Screwtape January 2, 2009

math test

The purest form of torture there is.

I'm gonna be killed at the math test tommorrow.

by lolsweatyfag August 8, 2019

no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008