tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 09, 2018

twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.

Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid

by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022

Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

by Jiwoy Yomamah March 19, 2016

Tender Coochie

A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex

Yeah she’s definitely a tender Coochie

by Tender Coochie September 11, 2021

Tender

A fine girl or a groups of bad/fine girls

My Bitches some tenders.
Danm they some tenders.
Im a tender.

by !/^&*?-'" July 05, 2018

Tender

The touch of someone you love too much
The day the demons go away
The ghost i love the most
My heart

tender is the touch of someone you love too much

by bananabab December 10, 2023

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 April 26, 2018