Telephony

similar to telepathy, its when your waiting for a text and check your phone to find nothing. but while your checking your phone you get the text that you were looking for.

Man, I've been waiting so long for that picture of Olivia, why hasn't she sent it yet. I think I'll check my phone. damn noth-OH SHIT THAT'S HOT.

i must have telephony.

by Handy Jandy June 29, 2011

telephone

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)

ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

Telephone Scar

Cut a slice from both corners of the mouth through the cheeks to the ears. Once the cuts are stitched up, your face will look like a telephone pole.

When you encounter a drug dealer on the street, ask him if he has Kibbles-n-Bits. Before he can answer, use your shiv, a broken beer bottle or a box cutter to give him a telephone scar. By marking the drug dealer, you're sending the message that you are not one to be fucked with. Then empty out his pockets, and leave him in a dumpster for dead.

by scullie July 21, 2009

telephoneaphobia

When a man is afraid to have a friend with benifits forgets how to dial the phone out of fear that the girl wants more.

He don't have to have to have telephoneaphobia it ain't like he's my boo!

by JW DeSoto November 6, 2005

telephone booth

Hey Carpman
Love your work
Telephone booths are also where geeks change into there super hero costumes
eg.Gay man
computer man
i know everything ever man

Get out of that phone booth you geek

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 18, 2003

sticky telephone

the process in which a guy cums in a girl mouth and hits her in the back of the head and makes it come out of her nose. When it comes out of her nose it goes into another girls mouth and the previous girl hits that girls head and soo on. It is much like the game 'telephone' you played as a kid.

Hey eadilicous come play sticky telephone with me and spikey!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009

telephriend

This dude has OwnD more n00bs than Hitler. "Telephriend" is known best for playing everygame possible from the good ol' Silent Hunter for DOS to Mahjong Palace for Yahoo!.

(While playing counterstrike)
"Dude telephriend keeps spawn killing me!"
"Change teams then."
"OMG HES GOING RIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS!"
"omg hax hax HAX!"
"Telephriend is gayyyyyyyyy."
(User then leaves server and has to uninstall counterstrike)

by TeLePhRiEnD March 26, 2008