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Teabarrier

1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason. 2. A barrier erected for political reasons. 3. A procedural barrier to accomplishing a worthy task.
1. "Dude, Cruz and his Teabaggers teabarricaded the park."
2. "Dude, there's a teabarricade around the Urban League voter registration booth."
3. "Dude, the GOP put up a teabarrier around the whole fucking government."
by edward oleander October 2, 2013
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Exploding Teabag

A sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed Wingnut rage. They are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the Democratic Party.
Eric: Haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new Mexploitation flick?

Andy: Yeah! Shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. Lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.
by twenty3skidoo May 6, 2010
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Teaberg

A teabag which is bobbing about in a cup of tea sometimes pokes a corner above the waterline. This is a teaberg - where 90% of the teabag is hidden from view.
Jim: Whoah, mate - that's an awesome teaberg you've got going there. The captain of a very small titanic would have a tough job avoiding that one!

Mate: Man the lifeboats, women and children first.

Jim: that's what I'm talking about.
by Doggstarr September 2, 2009
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Teaa

Teaa is the name of a girl who everyone wants to be friends with. The type of girl that's funny, smart, beautiful and can be full of themselves all the time. Girls named Teaa tend to be really funny, and they also spend a lot of time and money on makeup and jewelry.
Teaa: hey so I kinda spent $800 today :)

Husband: wait, what?!?!
by Dom the Bom June 22, 2017
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Teabλg Johnson

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.
by zwreida May 11, 2018
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Turban teabag

To teabag in games.
To get people to have your genitals over your head and humping in mid-air, person has to have hair to work.
In counter-strike source, Killzone2, Cod4,Cod5 people turban teabag each other to respect their conglomorate. Daniel is gay.
by whitewigger127 is gay May 29, 2009
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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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