Definitions by Doggstarr

Mammary Stick 

A memory stick or card which is used for the exclusive transportation or storage of porn.

Jim: "Dude, is that a 16GB mammary stick you've got there?"

Dude: "Sure is. 16GB of the finest boobs the porn industry has to offer."

Jim: "Mammtastic!"

Dude: "You got it..."

Mammary Stick by Doggstarr September 9, 2009

Teaberg 

A teabag which is bobbing about in a cup of tea sometimes pokes a corner above the waterline. This is a teaberg - where 90% of the teabag is hidden from view.

Jim: Whoah, mate - that's an awesome teaberg you've got going there. The captain of a very small titanic would have a tough job avoiding that one!

Mate: Man the lifeboats, women and children first.

Jim: that's what I'm talking about.

Teaberg by Doggstarr September 2, 2009

Techspacular

Tek spak ular - what happens when a piece of technology that is designed to produce a spectacular result does completely the opposite, producing anything from a damp squib to millennium fireworks instead.

That Hadron collider - how many billions of euros did it cost for one little 'pfft!' If it had only gone up in flames, it would have been the most techspacular display ever.

Techspacular by Doggstarr August 24, 2009

Bigwig powwow 

A meeting of top executives involving much hot air and many pipes of peace, with hardly a decision made.

Jim: Dude, where's the CEO today, I'm trying to sort out his email account that he hasn't logged into for 2 years.

Dude: He's at the Bigwig Powwow at the Ritz.

Jim: suppin' champagne and not making decisions? How unlike him.

Dude: You got it!

Bigwig powwow by Doggstarr August 24, 2009