ghetto taters

Extremely low-quality breasts, the kind you might see at a strip-club with peanut shells on the ground.

Jane's only friends are pathetic losers, who only follow her because they think one day they'll get to see her ghetto taters.

by Walter Duckface July 23, 2014

ear taser

An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard

"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."

by Stacerella August 21, 2014

Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder

The anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.

"Dang did you see Bobby launch that tater this morning?"

"Yeah he totally gave me Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder"

by Buffalo_Bill69 November 25, 2016

dank tater chip

A potato chip that smoke weed everyday

This dank tater chip is amazing

by Dank tater chip April 19, 2017

Cold taste

A nice refreshing brew, most often a Miller Lite

Hell of a week. Want to grab a cold taste after work?

by The real Jukes June 25, 2017

sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.

"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"

by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006