Taint Knife

Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.

"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"

"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"

by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018

swamp taint

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region

"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"

by RaisinCookieCrumble March 28, 2016

Taint

The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.

"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 February 13, 2016

Taint Nugget

Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.

I was washing the back of my nutsack and found a few taint nuggets.

by Lowel Roffel July 24, 2009

Taint Pirate

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

by Spanky4679 January 31, 2006

Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. August 06, 2008

smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.

I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good

by Chodemuffins August 19, 2011