Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship

He is soooo stiff

by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

Stiff

Meaning of looking good, drip going too hard

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf

by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.

You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.

by sound recollection October 17, 2025

Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time

"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"

by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018