Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 14, 2018

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

sargent stiff

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.

Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants

by Bphil420 February 01, 2018

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep October 29, 2015

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023

gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.

Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!

by peepeeweeweee January 28, 2009