MSN stain

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.

Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.

by ShVR February 17, 2006

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saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

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Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

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