Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day

"Hey girl is that a milk stain"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

dookie stain

Deriving from dookie. To leave a streak or smudge of poop on an article of clothing.

Yo, Compel got a dookie stain on the back of his jeans son!

by Big Hollywood September 29, 2006

shit stain

(n) Any and all traces left behind from a raunchy ass. see poop stain

Tyler left a big ol' shit stain in his nappin' sac.

by Nik Huff November 22, 2003

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004