Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.

Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.

by Streamwalker October 14, 2004

springfield

A city in western Massachusetts, pop. 160,000. Home of:

- Basketball

- Volleyball (invented in Holyoke, a Springfield suburb)

- Dr. Seuss

- Indian Motorcycles

- The Springfield Armory (stocked the US military with rifles since before the US Civil War up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

- The Springfield Indians AHL hockey team, whose claim to fame was that Snoop Dogg wore their jersey at the end of the Gin and Juice video (or "What's My Name?", I can't remember).

- And presumably more stuff that I can't think of right now.

Lots of Puerto Ricans live there now.

"Of all the cities that I have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, Springfield is definitely one of them."
-Learned wise man.

by 5th Column February 28, 2004

spring break girlfriend

A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break

Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend

or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.

by Mateogstring March 19, 2010

spring break

A week long recess from the cofines of rigid college life. Many students participate in such acts as: heavy drinking, pot smoking, having sex, tanning on various beaches, and generally passing out. These is often done with a large groups of friends who all want to party hard and have a good time, while simultaneously erasing all memories of academia (and all-night study attempts) from their lives. Many blackmail pictures ensue from this week-long trip, relationships dissolve, and grades slip another notch.

"Spring Break was insane: the police broke-up our parties twice, one girl got caught with marijuanna, and april had sex with chad!"

by sarah March 8, 2005

spring fever

1. the wanting the present to become summer
2. slacking off in school because the year is almost over
3. the wanting to be outside every day rather than inside

I have spring fever!!!

by Jill April 3, 2003

Spanish Springs

Prostitute terminology for giving golden showers or watersports.

"FS covered only, BBBJ with CIM 100 roses extra, spanish springs 150 roses extra. Other fetishes open to discussion, no Greek services, please don't ask"

by Lothario the Scandalous August 24, 2011

Dripping Springs Highschool

Dripping Springs Highschool is full of rich ass white boys and girls with enourmous egos. These spoiled brats beg Mommy Daddy to buy them whatever they desire so they can increase their popularity status. Pot and sex is the only thing the student should focus on.

Rebecca what the fuck! Did you really think you can join our group without going to Dripping Springs Highschool you unorthodox slut!

by Freddy Bumdum May 20, 2018