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Spousal Sprawl

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.
I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.
by frustrated husband December 18, 2009
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spawn hole

I put my dick in her in her spawn hole and 3 kids came out
by MZA&GZA April 15, 2009
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Spawn Rusher

In FPS people run into your spawn piont, with an overpowered weapon i.e. a silenced UMP. Spraying and killing half your team in one go, before anyone is able to react.
The classic Spawn Rusher
These people would use a UMP weapon, or any submachine gun.
Perk1 marathon,
Perk2 lightweigth (because they are),
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by Cadrow January 16, 2011
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spawming

When you have been caught someplace naked and in order to get to where your clothes are you have to expose yourself to others, usually shouting "dont look" in the process.
Our game was interrupted by Trey spawming through the living room to get to the bedroom.
by The Hig December 10, 2013
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Spawntard

An online FPS player that hangs back shooting spawning enemy for loot while the team is up ahead busting their asses
I hate when !Dood69_420! joins the fireteam, he's a useless spawntard.
by Polygons May 15, 2015
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scrawble

I told that nigga to scrawble up then I beat him up
by TheGodT June 20, 2017
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spawn jockey

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.
by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017
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