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Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.
Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"
by CJ April 11, 2005
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spiffcited

A state of being spiffy (cool) while extremely excited.
"Dude, did you see the new spiffy cantalope?"

"No, but I'm hella spiffcited about the mangos"
by Domeride January 20, 2006
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cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.
Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.
by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005
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Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."
by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009
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spaff

spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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Spaff

Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.
"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"
by Biscuit Buscemi October 2, 2005
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spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y December 9, 2008
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