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Splooge

When people go paintballing, sometime the paintballs will "splooge"... this means that you have hit someone with a paintball
Paintballer 1: Head shot!
Paintballer 2: Dang he got SPLOOGED!
by Janjaweed111 March 14, 2009
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Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.
-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"
by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011
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slootie hoo

Etymology: combination of the words slutty-ass whore

Pronunciation: slooty who in falsetto- a la the outkast song "hootie hoo"

n. a girl of promiscuous sexual morals, can be found on her knees in bathroom stalls, face down in the driver's lap, often "forgets" to wear panties, seeks multiple simultaneous male penetrations, enjoys money shots and anal beads, and is a frat row favorite.
Damn! That girl just domed the entire football, basketball, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, track, rugby, tennis, volleyball, hockey and basket-weaving teams. What a slootie hoo!
by j fresh December 4, 2005
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Slooter Show

Slooter Show- Verb - Slooters (sluts) that congregate together to form what people call the Slooter Show. This show can range from 2 to 15 Slooters who congregate at any given place at any different time.
For instance, Katie is waiting for Chelsea, then the slooter show will begin.
by Slooter King November 16, 2009
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sploogi

the act of wiggling your finger in a worm-like manner
I can sploogi better than you can :P
by eL a.k.a. Jo's girlfriendd March 25, 2010
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Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
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Sloot hunter

A guy who hunts sloots efficiently, usually can get 3 or 4 a day
Awh dude, hunter got like 5 sluts last night! He's a natural sloot hunter
by MISCHIEF October 10, 2012
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