slaptastic

A great pornagraphic experience.

That Jenna Jammison video was certainly slaptastic.

by amra July 12, 2006

Pineapple Splat

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.

Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!

by pineapplesplattt!! March 20, 2010

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

Big Splat

The reverse of the Big Bang! This is what has been called the 'Cosmic Katrina', by worried astrophysicists who predict that a large, earth-crossing 'doomsday rock' will hit the Earth and cause a large-scale extinction of living organisms!
This recent 'asteroid anxiety' has prompted the UN to start what it called an 'asteroid defense' program that plans to put into the 'killer' asteroid's rock structure a space 'bullet': a fly-by-satellite mini-nuke weapon that rides on the asteroid using its own 'microgravity' and then plant the bomb inside its hollow to blow it.

PHAs (potentially-hazardous asteroids) are various in size and impactability-risk and two scales have been put to calculate the risk against the Big Splat:
-The Torino Scale (uses a scale from 0 - 10 for regular impactability).
-The Palermo Scale (uses stats from average-sized NEOs 'near-earth objects' over a long period of time, on a scale from -2 - 0).

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

splat job

The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.

Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.

by Calimari man May 3, 2017

splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009