Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

sphincter nipple

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them

that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

sphincter

Adjective meaning -Melissas Affleck From monctons Odour
noun meaning - Peters dream home

Melissa smelles like erics sphincter after peter licks it clean

by Tommy Wood December 16, 2003

Shphincta

n; the inside of a pussy a.k.a. vagina

Have you ever felt the shphincta?

by Mario Fernandes February 4, 2004

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003