You know the guy. He gets everything right. He's reasonably clean. He eminates a slight homosexuality. He's Spanky. At his peak....he's so very spanky.
I swear to christ, if that little shit next to me raises his hand again, he'll die. He's so very spanky.
by Barbara Rest November 27, 2006
Get the so very spanky mug.Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
by DewNut March 27, 2008
Get the Sparky! mug.(also "sparks") In the U.S. Navy Sparky was a nickname for enlisted men who's rating was Radioman. The name comes from the responsibilities of Radiomen to fix and work with Antennas, Radios, and other related equipment; It may also come from the Radioman (Now Information System Technician) Insignia or Rating Mark which is four Lightning Bolts or Sparks. After the Radioman rating was merged with Data Proccesing Technician to create Information Systems Technician the term Sparky was carried over to be used for sailors who were Information Systems Technician or IT's.
Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.
Seaman Schmukatelle : Hey Sparky, any word on which port we will hit next?
IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!
by Sparky IT August 3, 2008
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by Barbata Smith December 28, 2005
Get the spanky mug.Known to have an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty Zombies, Sparky eats, sleeps and breathes COD Zombies. Sparky's mornings usually start, well don't start at all actually, because they sleep till 2am. Most diets of a Sparky, consist of 5 Monster energy drinks, a bag of Jerky XP and an egg fried to shit.
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
by TotaltheFruitcup May 30, 2019
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by Sp4rky31 October 22, 2020
Get the Sparky mug.Dude how has your mom not been able to tell I'm so spanky, i was hitting og kush out of the 3 foot roor tripple perc before I came over, i can hardly function.
TREX: Dude im actually so spanky after smoking all that og kush out of the 3 foot roor triple perc, don’t tell philleus though he’s clueless.
TREX: Dude im actually so spanky after smoking all that og kush out of the 3 foot roor triple perc, don’t tell philleus though he’s clueless.
by thedude420xx April 15, 2011
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