Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

Sober

Definitely on maintenance medication and smoking weed.

I couldn't drive home from the clinic because I was too sober.

by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

sober interested

Being attracted to somebody when neither party is intoxicated. Generally refers to a point which you must determine if your hookups are just drunken mistakes or genuine attraction.

"This girl and I keep hooking up when we're wasted. It's happened like 5 times now. I think it's time to take it to the next level and see if she's sober interested in me."

by Shwayze69 August 11, 2008

sober-over

n. The symptoms one feels after a night of not drinking
The analog of a hangover

Dude, because of this damn sober-over, I was capable of mowing the grass today.

Come on man, have another beer, you dont want to wake up with a sober-over

Did you see that girl last night? She so had all of her capacities together. I know she's going to regret remembering everything; not to mention the sober-over.

by bored-sober September 5, 2009

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

sober free

Means you're always smoking, drinking, always partying, an everyday high.

The homie stays (SOBER FREE) everyday.

by networth1 October 24, 2015

Sober sniper

Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.

Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.

by checkno mode May 26, 2022